Imperial Guard

Brief

The Imperium of Man is beset on all sides by traitors and aliens. Across countless warzones, the warriors of the Imperial Guard fight a desperate war to hold back humanity's enemies, resolute Generals spending lives and ammunition at an equal rate.

An Imperial Guard battle report. Defeat against Chaos Space Marines on the fields of Chief's Garage on May 05, 2018.

Brady for his channel reasons asked to not reveal his new army so i wont, i played my guard ripping off what i felt was the best list at canhammer from guard. It had a couple tank commanders and a bandeblade as volstryn for the extra range and strategems. I also had a hellhound, lemon russ conq...

An Imperial Guard battle report. Victory against Death Guard on the fields of Brimstone Games on Apr 14, 2018.

The Death Guard list was similar to mine in many ways with a couple Demon Princes and Mortarion plus tanks, while my list was jetbike custodes and tanks, i than got the +1 for less drops and went first, though i couldnt take advantage despite my entire force shooting and only managed to get...

Rouboutte Gullimann Destroyed! By Semper Excreedius (acting Editor) Following it's attempted desecration and subsequent relocation Slag Valley Bullett #14 The Emperor's Thumb was once again the focus of a conflict, this time loyal guardsmen from the Krablokistan 47th and 420th Suhnnydayl Shithawks battled what at first seemed to be Ultramarines led by their famous Primarch. Despite seemingly attacking one of the Imperium's greatest heroes, the Astra Militarum followed their orders and...
An Imperial Guard battle report. Victory against Imperial Soup on the fields of Chief's Garage on Mar 30, 2018.

This game i let Ben use a few of my extra models and he rejigged his list to face my tanks. He added in 2 tank commander russes, 2 russes, manticore and an imperial knight plus 2 squads of custodes and a couple characters. This game was more of a slugfest and despite him having the +1 i went...

An Imperial Guard battle report. Victory against Custodes on the fields of Chief's Garage on Mar 30, 2018.

I had an important pregame chat with Ben a more experienced Custodes player and of my 2 lists, one turned out to not be able to use strategems and was scrapped. My list was still tank heavy (3 hellhound, 2 basilisk, 2 russes, pask, command russ) plus 30 infantry but included a 3 man supreme...

An Imperial Guard battle report. Victory against Death Guard on the fields of Brimstone Games on Mar 17, 2018.

My same tank heavy lists Vs jessies nurgle force of mortarion, couple dreads, few blightdrones, 3 nurgling squads, chaos lord, demon prince.

 

I went first and basically fired 1200 point at mortarion and slayed him first turn which in hindsight was the game. Jessie hung tough and...

An Imperial Guard battle report. Victory against Ultra Marines on the fields of Brimstone Games on Mar 17, 2018.

Brought 11 tanks, 30 infantry and 2 eversor assassins vs Wests 5 assassin and heavy bolter flavoured army.

 

Long game because i played a bit slow and i shoot a ton of shots with the punishers when im being charged often. Hellhounds started weak but ended strong, punishers were...

Big Mek Throzbog and the rest of Warboss Bluddakka landed on the asteroid containing the human garrison. Not goin' to be much of a scrap as ders only a few 'umies der. Still he mused, since he'd upgradid the engine in da Morkanaut he was eager to give it a lash. As the Orks surrounded the garrison he grabbed Throzbog and warned him "Dis is my show, Throzbog. Don't try annyfink funny, just stay at the back wiv da Lootas an let me and the boyz get stuck in!". "OR ELSE!". Slightly annoyed he just nodded and said "annyfink yoo say boss.". Seemingly calm, a menacing glint in Throzbog's eyes was...
Being a devoted hobbyist, the idea of a snow day makes me happy. Generally though, if there is a snow day then there are probably a few things I can do DIYwise when my better half is around. Storm Emma 1 hit Ireland following "the Beast From The East" 2 and it gave me some free time to paint up some Catachans. Here is the results; Sadly these guys will probably be the first removed from units as they are just armed with...