Inquisition

Custody Battle Written By Cuckold Stranglethorpe IV A small criminal processing tower was the scene of a bloody skirmish as xenos, aided and abetted by heretics attempted to free a human member of The Greater Profit - alien 'traders' who have been thwarting the governance of this sector recently. Members of Jenna's Jokers, a local Inquisition Cell who never seem to be out of the news of late were guarding a prisoner when stealthy xenos scum attacked them from close range injuring three of them very quickly. The timely arrival of the rest of the Jokers prevented unspeakable alien rituals being...
Vandals Expurged! By Aurelia Charga A group of anarchists, heretics or disgruntled imperial employees had to be restrained from vandalising 'The Emperor's Thumb', a semi popular object d'art situated by the civic centre in Fornication Gulch. Interrogator Jenna Pursuivant and members of Jenna's Jokers were at hand to stop the miscreants. Approximately 10 humans advanced towards the piece armed with guns and rudimentary defaecation devices. The Jokers, ever champions of the people engaged them using extreme prejudice. It is rumored that Spaz, a member of the Joker's died in the skirmish and...
A Khorne Daemonkin battle report. Victory against Black Templars on the fields of Chronic's House on Feb 22, 2017.

A very one sided game, mainly to a huge mistake made by the black templars in deployment. The daemon prince of tzeentch had a spell that allows him to control an enemy unit and make them shoot at another enemy unit. The black templars had their Grav Centurions deployed beside their unit of 7...

A Grey Knights battle report. Victory against Space Wolves on the fields of Brimstone Games on Feb 02, 2017.

This game was for the friendly tourney chronic has set up, I thought I was going to lose this game, but got lucky with my tactical objective cards, I started with 31 terminators by the end of the game I had 9 left

A Chaos Space Marines battle report. Victory against Black Templars on the fields of Brimstone Games on Jan 25, 2017.

With overwhelming psychic power the Thousand Sons were able to defeat the Black Templars, it was not easy though. Was a very close game until turn 5 - The scores were tied 5 to 5. But on turn 5 the Thousand Sons had a very great turn where they were able to get 2 objectives worth D3 victory...

Rogue Trader Attacked! By Aurelia Charga Once again, honest Imperial servants have been attacked by Xenos. This time it was the crew of the Fólkvangr, a Rogue Trader vessel Their assailants were of alien origin but it remains vague who they were. The attack occurred in a remote auto loading bay while Fólkvangr was refuelling. Luckily the crew were on hostile environment drill (a common occurrence on Necromundan...
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Inquisitorial Intervention! By Ludley Stange Image from authorised Servo Skull BNQ6694Agents working for Inquisitor Skultis Droxxler was involved in a gunfight with as yet unknown assailants out in the badlands last week. A source close to the group has stated that Interrogator Jenna Persuivant's band were following a lead when another group thought to be criminals or void pirates attacked them. The Emperor's will was...